I got this from MagicalGirl, who stole it from one of her friends, etc.
So I finally did a deviant journal...hmmm.
And apparently, I should've been German.


B R I T I S H

[x] You drink a lot of tea.
[ ] You know what a brolly is. (not a clue)
[ ] Deal or No Deal has taken over your life.
[ ] You wanted Ben to win Factor.
[x] You use the word "bugger" or the phrase "bloody hell."
[x] Fish and Chips are yummy.
[x] You can eat a Full English Breakfast.
[ ] You dislike emos almost as much as you dislike chavs. (what are chavs?
[ ] It's football... not soccer.
Total: 4


A U S T R A L I A N

[x] You wear flip flops all year.
[ ] You call flip flops "thongs", not flip flops.
[x] You love a backyard Barbie.
[x] You know a Barbie is not a doll.
[x]You love the beach.
[x] sometimes you swear without realizing. (Yeah, sometimes I do.)
[ ] You're a sports fanatic
[x] You are tanned. (sometimes)
[ ] You're a bit of a bogan.
[ ] You have an Australian something.

Total: 6


I T A L I A N

[ ] The Sopranos is a great show.
[ ] Your last name ends in a vowel.
[x] Your grandmother makes her own sauces.
[x] You know how a real meatball tastes.
[ ] You know Italian songs.
[ ] You have dark hair and dark eye color.
[ ] You speak some Italian.
[x] You are under 5'10". (by one inch)
[ ] You know what an Italian horn is.
[ ] Pizza/spaghetti is the best food in the world! (nah, I prefer Chinese/ Indonesian food)
[x] You talk a lot with your hands.

Total: 4


S P A N I S H

[x] You say member instead of Remember.
[x] You speak Spanish or some. (very little)
[x] You like tacos.
[ ] YoU TyPe lIkE ThIs On Da CoMpUtEr. (I hate that)
[ ] You are dark skinned.
[x] You know what a Puta is.
[x] You talk fast occasionally.
[x] You have had highlights or have dyed your hair.
[ ] You know what platanos are.

Total: 6


R U S S I A N

[ ] You say villain as: Vee-lon.
[x] You get short tempered.
[x] You know of somebody named Natasha. (I know of a celebrity)
[ ] You get cold easily.
[x] Rain is fun for you.
[ ] You get into contests all the time.
[x] You can easily make do with the cold weather.

Total: 4


I R I S H

[ ] You think beer is the best.
[x] You have a bad temper.
[ ] Your last name starts with a Mc, Murphy, O', Fitz or ends with a ley, on, un, an, in, ry, ly, y or L.
[x] You have blue or green eyes.
[x] You like the colour green.
[x] You have been to a St. Patty's day party.
[ ] You have a family member from Ireland.
[/] You have red hair. (I have natural red highlights)
[ ] You have/had freckles.
[ ] Your family get together always include drinking and singing.

Total: 4.5


A F R I C A N A M E R I C A N

[ ] You say nigganukka casually.
[ ] You have nappy hair.
[x] You like rap.
[x] You know how to shoot a gun. (what's this got to do with being black?)
[ ] You think President George Walker Bush is racist. (I just didn't like him)
[x] You like chicken.
[x] You like watermelon.
[/] You can dance. (kinda)
[ ] You can sing gospel.

Total: 4.5


A S I A N

[ ] You have slanty-small eyes.
[x] You like rice a lot.
[/] You are good at math. (some of it)
[ ] You have played the piano.
[ ] You have family from Asia.
[x] You laugh sometimes covering your mouth.
[ ] Most people think you're Chinese.
[ ] You call hurricanes typhoons.
[ ] You go to Baulko.

Total: 2.5


G E R M A N

[x] You like bread.
[x] You think German Chocolate is good.
[x] You speak some German. (I'm learning it now)
[x] You know what Schnitzel is.
[x] You hate it when stupid people call you.
[x] You went to Pre-school
[x] You're over 5'2".

Total: 7


C A N A D I A N

[ ] You like play/played hockey.
[ ] You love beer.
[x] You say eh.
[ ] You know what poutine is.
[x] You speak some French.
[ ] You love Tim Horton's.
[ ] At one point you lived in a farm house.
[x] You watch/watched Degrassi.

Total: 3


A M E R I C A N

[X] You hate foreigners. (Nope...unless they don't speak English, then we got a problem, if we gotta
know your language over there, learn ours over here...the language is ENGLISH not SPANISH)
[ ] You hate non-Christians. (then I'd hate quite a few of my friends and even my self, altho I believe in
God, just not the way everyone else does)
[/] You're lazy. (I can be)
[ ] You have had an abortion. (Hell NO!)
[/] But love the penalty. (As in the death penalty? Sometimes...it depends)
[ ] You don't read. (How is that American? Quite a few Americans read.)
[x] You shop at Wal-Mart. (All the time)
[ ] You think this survey is rather biased. (I think it's using rather stupid stereotypes)

Total: 3


B E L G I A N

[ ] You grow some small vegetables in the yard.
[x] You like french fries.
[ ] You think Belgian chocolate rules. (never had it)
[ ] You know that the official best beer in the world' is Belgian.
[ ] You speak both Dutch and French.
[x] You like Belgian waffles.
[ ] You call a pub or bar a café.
[ ] You fully realize and acknowledge that your football team sucks.
[ ] You drive/own a French or German car. (Nope, I drive American.)
[x] You have a lot of comments on your government. (Oh yeah loads, not necessarily good
comments though, especially with our current president)

Total: 3


D U T C H

[ ] You like the colour orange.
[ ] You are a football enthusiast.
[ ] You often go to 'coffee shops'.
[x] You know what is meant by 'coffee shops'. (hehe)
[x] You tend to overreact and show your emotions.
[x] You have a cheerful nature. (I think I do...but apparently I'm "intimidating" I don't see that)
[x] You like the sea.
[x] You are good at buildinghandiworkprojects. (sometimes)
[ ] You tend to favour the megalomania.

Total: 5


A R A B

[ ] You are a patriot.
[ ] You say "3ngleezy" instead of "english".
[ ] You laugh at other accents, especially Egyptian.
[ ] You beckon at things with you forehead or eyes.
[ ] You like seafood, especially fish, more than any other type of food.
[x] You are tanned.
[ ] You have a black hair. (not naturally)
[ ] Your last name starts with " Al " or " bin "
[ ] you like showing off, especially with new cars and clothes.
[ ] You dislike reading.

Total: 1